Whoa..I was just attacked by the SUPER PERKY telemarketer.. I picked up the phone and she was like "Helloooo!! We're conducting a survey on home phone services and we'd just like your opinion!!"

"Uh, my parents aren't home.."

"Oh! Do you know when they will be?!!"

"Um... a couple hours, I don't know.."

"OK, thank you!"

I swear, she yelled everything she said.. in that perky happy cheerleader way.. o.o;;