GodDAMN my throat hurts. Why is it that illness always strikes at the most inopportune times? I cannot afford to miss any school; I have two weeks and missing something would be fatal at this point. Also the wasp sting has developed a rather ugly rash. I believe this is a Bad Thing.

Jamie-J, you're making me look like a pervert...but then I am a pervert, so I guess it's okay.