I read a comic in the paper today (I think it was Mary Worth), and it was about a guy's funeral..and someone in the audience was saying the truth behind the words of a speech being given (like generous means that he actually cost the company he worked for lots of money in a sexual harrassment suit, and he never bought lunch). When I die, I don't want people to lie and say nice things about me. I want them to say what a horrible, selfish bitch I was...and then end with saying that, in spite of that, they loved me and will miss me anyway. =P