Despite the illness of the Bonsai Kitten site, Rose is right. You'd have to be extremely insane to think that was real. People, it's not physically possible to keep a kitten inside a bottle (or 'mold it' into a starfish shape, as one 'fan letter' said). You just can't do it. Aside from the fact that cats are nowhere near as stupidly loyal as dogs (no offense dog lovers, it's true), a kitten likely would not fit inside most of those bottles (there is such a thing as doctored photographs, my friends). But, again, even if you tried, the kitten would realize your game and scratch the bloody hell out of you. Cats don't take that kind of nonsense. I know; I have six. As for putting very young and itty bitty kittens in there, well, we all know that kittens without nursing milk die. COME ON, people. I know I don't have much common sense, but I've got enough to know that this is just another disgusting effort to rile the masses.