I was in full bitch mode yesterday! Roomie's boy came into our room and stank of smoke.

ME: You smell like smoke.
BOY: Sorry. I smoke.
ME: It's disgusting.
ROOMIE: ::look of horror::
ME: It IS.

And it is, and I'm not sorry. Filthy fucking cigarettes.

(Yes, I know. Cadmiel smokes. Donovan likes maiming people. I don't advocate either activity)